“Don’t dance with bent knees. Bent knees suggest an ancient cab-horse
on its last pathetic stagger or a performing chimpanzee gyrating around
its keeper”

“Don’t disguise yourself as a “Lohengrin” if you happen to be short and
stout. This sort of thing is excusable only in an operatic tenor”

“Don’t straddle”

“Don’t, Miss Shingled, Bingled or Bobbed, please don’t comb your
hair in public! It is a habit that is fast gaining ground but it is a
deplorable habit. A few minutes reflection will, I am sure, convert you
to the masculine point of view – it is a disgusting habit”