11 comments

1. Iceman says:

   October 21, 2011 at 9:43 pm

   He can give a speech and say “You can’t break the law”……basically what he did with N.Korea
2. michman says:

   October 21, 2011 at 10:31 pm

   We are sorry, here is some freshly printed American money. Once again…our bad.
3. Fart Smeller says:

   October 21, 2011 at 10:48 pm

   he will give in to there demands and apologize to the pirates that it took so long for the US to get them there money and ask how we can better assist them in there next take over.
4. blueevent47 says:

   October 21, 2011 at 11:31 pm

   Actually, acts of piracy have been a very common phenomenon.

   I guess it’s convenient to forget them when they happen in Republican administrations, but perhaps you remember the attack on the American cruise ship, Seaborn Spirit, in 2005–unsurprisingly off the Somali coast.

   I must admit I don’t recall the Bush administration’s response. Can you help me there?

   Cheers.
5. Chris C says:

   October 22, 2011 at 12:03 am

   Say they pose a dangerous threat, then say we are not at war with pirates.
6. OldTimey says:

   October 22, 2011 at 12:40 am

   Even silly pirates don’t respect us anymore. That’s what happens when you have a washcloth for a president. He’s probably sending them a text right now apologizing for a merchant ship full of arrogant Americans being anywhere on any ocean. It will never happen again. Sorry. So sorry.
7. Hepcat says:

   October 22, 2011 at 1:09 am

   Take your pick — Obama will probably:

   A) Politely ask them to improve their unruly behavior
   B) Hold his breath until they promise to behave better
   C) Piss his pants
   D) Give them a detention
   E) Take them to IHOP to discuss why they are behaviorally challenged
   F) Cry and tell Biden about the mean men
   G) Drop to the floor and throw a tantrum
   H) Give them a stimulus package
   I) Threaten them by saying ” Don’t make me warn you again ”
   J) Hide in the White House crapper chain smoking Kools
8. Bottyán the Blind says:

   October 22, 2011 at 1:57 am

   identify who each one of these glamorous pirates are,

   make things less stressful by giving them US taxpayer money directly in order to “improve the conditions that cause such desperation” in accord with the UN, give them titles, and say “you are no longer pirates, but nation-builders”
9. Thomas Jefferson says:

   October 22, 2011 at 2:07 am

   He will apologize to them because they are the victims and then ask them what can the American taxpayers do to make them more comfortable.
10. Edg1 says:

    October 22, 2011 at 3:07 am

    He will, of course, understand their plight and how poverty(caused by nasty, arrogant and downright mean Americans)caused them to have to do this. then he will issue a warning to all shipping to get rid of any americans on staff so as not to make the poor Somalian heroes angry in THEIR waters. He will probably then issue a formal apology for the ship straying to within 300 miles of their coast.
    Boy, when those sailors get back to the states are they gonna get “it” for starting an international incident.
11. froghead says:

    October 22, 2011 at 3:33 am

    Hepcat H about made my side split.

    He is going to send his newly appointed expert “Cutner from house” to try to trade DVD series of house for the release of the hostages.

    You see it is times like this I am glad he is surrounding himself by hollywood actors. They can remind him of how Steven Segal handled a situation like this in his movies.